Books I Need To Write

So, I pretty much say it every single day: I need to write books. I have a million topics floating around in my head, so I'm going to throw a few out there. Please realize that while these are meant to be funny, deep down inside I really do want to pen these to paper.

Resource Management & Intelligence: Twin Demons




How You Can Prevent Forest Fires: A New Age




Dude, Where's My South Pole?



Education: Fireworks-Explosion-Awesome!



Why Comic Sans & Papyrus Should Be Illegal



Deciphering xkcd: Nerd Zone



It All Makes Sense Now: A Survivalist's Guide



Why Mr. Korpi Will Rule The World



The Art of Clarification